Mission for this week: lobby She Fights Like a Girl to share or sell her Harry Houdini portrait cross stitch pattern. Join the campaign! Canvass your neighbors!

I’ve free-handed cross stitch gifts in the past (vulgar ones that consisted of goofy bunnies and block letters — nothing to write home about, really), but I’m anxious about starting a portrait of the world’s greatest prison breaker. The likely outcome:

Will you help me?